Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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