Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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