with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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