I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
please don't ironically join a cult
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