In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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