hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I will be naked everywhere
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
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