I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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