I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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