if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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