one might say we're banned from that church
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Randomize
