he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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