my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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