Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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