Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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