I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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