The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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