well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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