You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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