yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
