but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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