didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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