life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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