I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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