i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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