he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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