so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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