In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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