For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She bit a glass in half.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
