Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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