Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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