woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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