plz talk dirty to me
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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