all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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