i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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