even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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