Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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