**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Someone signed my nipple.
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