where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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