She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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