She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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