will power is for people who don't want to get laid
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
