I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
home. puking in laundry basket.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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