So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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