You're completely useless in the revolution.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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