what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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