Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
she smelled like a LAN party
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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