So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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