just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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