I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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