you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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