i just wanna soil my oats bro
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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