You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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